The Kids Meal

On a flight to the States a few years ago I commented to the flight attendant when my kids didn’t like the meal that I want the kids meal since they looked much better than the adult ones. The flight attendant said they are and she recommended that I ask for one next time. I felt a bit odd doing it so I never did.

That is till this week. I am going on a flight without the fam and the menu did not look great so I figured I would order the kids meal. Let’s see how awkward that looks when they deliver it!

All I Want Is A Dumb TV

We got a new television back in October 2022. As much as I try to stay up on the trends in technology, purchasing televisions has always made me apprehensive. When I bought the television in our living room nine years ago, I remember spending a lot of time researching and still not being 100% sure what I was getting was just right. The time before that, when I got my first LCD TV, was just as stressful. There are so many features that I really don’t know if having them matters. Even when reviewers say you need 240 Hz or whatever is the thing to get, I question whether it’s really worth the extra money when M doesn’t really care and my eyes aren’t exactly perfect anyway. I digress. I just want to talk about one bell and whistle in TVs today that you cannot avoid: the smart in smart TVs.

When I bought my last television in 2013, it was pretty hard, if not impossible, to get a decent TV without smart software. I didn’t like it then. I only used the Wi-Fi on our other television a few times to update firmware. That turned out to be a great decision on my part. The Vizio TV we had was one of the models where they were caught up spying on their customers. I forget exactly what they were doing, but I think it was either using the microphone to listen in or to see what advertisements people were interacting with. Either way, it was creepy and illegal. It didn’t impact me since my Wi-Fi on the TV was off, so there was no way for the TV to communicate with the vendor.

When I received our new TV, the folks from John Lewis went to set it up for me (it was part of the deal of mounting it on the wall). They asked what my Wi-Fi details were. I told them they didn’t need to do anything and that the television would never join my Wi-Fi network. It turns out, however, that I was incorrect. I tried to keep the television off the Wi-Fi network, but if I did that, I got a warning that remained on the screen until I connected it to the Wi-Fi. I guess the TV was smarter than I thought! 😂

Full disclosure I took the original complete blog entry I wrote previously and ran it through Microsoft Copilot, because why not. The results were not far from what I wrote but just better enough that for fun I am posting it!

Operations is Just Like The Fire Department Minus The Burning Buildings…

Many years ago when I was working at a startup and my manager at the time (still a mentor to me today) was very adamant that I read Failure Is Not an Option by Gene Kranz. It’s about the NASA mission control from the earliest days of Mercury through Apollo. You might not know who Gene Kranz is however if you’ve seen the movie Apollo 13 he is the character portrayed by Ed Harris. The book is a fascinating read for anyone. I found it especially interesting since a lot of what I do in operations is planning for the unexpected and incident management when things do go badly.

The person suggesting I read the book wanted to have me model our group a lot like mission control. A lot of what I read and learned did carryover into day-to-day life running ops in a startup. When I began to realize though was we are much less like mission control then we are like a fire department. Yes we have to plan for the unexpected and have clear methods of work for what we do expect to happen when it comes to pass. We also need to think like the fire department. The most basic sense what that means is if you get a call that something’s wrong you show up like it’s a five alarm fire. Even if you think it’s just a cat in a tree you show up in full turnout gear ready to go. If it turns out to be just a cat in a tree one guy stays behind takes care of the situation and everyone else breaks and returns back to the station. However if what sounded like a cat in a tree turns out to be something more substantial you’re ready to go and you can jump into action.

What I just described is exactly what we do when starting an incident recovery call.  You have to act like Emergency services do. You have to constantly drill people. No matter what the situation sounds like you go in assuming the worst.  Even after false positive after false positive you still have to go into every situation like a major event. The alternative can be disastrous.

I originally wrote a version of this entry years ago after several large incidents me and my team had been handling. Its sentiment still holds true several years later.  Since then I have been using this analogy a lot. It holds true for me several groups later in dealing with incident management. What took me a little while to realise after first writing this is that the same analogy goes for training initiatives as well. When a fire department isn’t going on calls for maintenance in their equipment their drilling. In order to have quick reactions in situations they know they have to work together as a team and drill together the scenarios that likely will come up. In the group I managed at the time I wrote this we did a lot of training.  To the point where people were complaining of training. Yet the outcome of the drills and training were reaction times improved a noticeable amount. No one can be expected to be shown something once and be executed perfectly six months later when it comes up again. We all need to constantly drill using the tools we have while working together in common likely scenarios that may come up.

At the time of first writing another example of Ops acting like the fire department was we had a situation that put the fire department mentality to the test. We received an email around a problem that had been kicking around with others for two days. At first pass it didn’t sound like it was much to do with our group however it didn’t feel right. We were not sure what was going on so we made the decision to mobilise to rule anything out. It was the right decision. The lead of our incident recovery call confirmed after a few hours that there was a problem, identified the upstream service, and got the right people engaged to solve the issue. The same type of thing could have come in and been nothing. Many times it is nothing. By mobilising we headed off a potentially worse problem.

In that group back in 2016 my manager at the time gave me a baseball bat that I kept at my desk.  He used to use it when talking to people to tell them if they ran into issues he could help with getting things done.  He gave it to me in a very public way to show my team I could do the same for them. It was an important symbolic gesture. I never really used it but it was nice to roll around on the floor or otherwise fidget with it during a long incident. When I moved out of that operations group to a more delivery role the person who took over from me was a good friend of mine.  I made a very public hand over to him of the same bat. When still doing day to day operations stuff I had been meaning to get around to buying a fire hat. I feel that is more appropriate token to have around. Now a days its less appropriate since I am not doing operations / application support.

 

Unruly

I am curious what you would think if I told you I just finished a book on the history English monarchs from the early mediaeval period (aka pre Edward the Conqueror) through the end of the Tudor’s?

Would you thinking change if I told you that the book used constant references to things like James Bond, Pizza Express, and contemporary pop culture? Oh and it was written by a comedian? It also had loads of profanity, yet was still pretty historically accurate.

Your views probably do change however Unruly by David Mitchell was very funny and informative all at the same time. I was a history major so this stuff is interesting to me even if it wasn’t written by a comedian. It just helps that it was.

Power Up

My kind of museum. The Science Museum in London has a Power Up exchibit it’s all about the history of video games. They had most video game consoles and computers from the last several decades. The girls and I played Mario, Sonic and other classics to VR games.

I of course had to try the 16 player original Halo setup they had and get schooled by kids not born when the game came out. Well not really but it was super cool to try and play. I had flashbacks of playing at friends houses! You know who you are who snipped me so often!

6 Years

Luggage Cart Full of Luggage

Today marks the 6th anniversary of us moving to London. I have been working on a Journal Book of our activities from that first year in 2018 (just because I am moving year by year backwards in time and I am on 2018. No other reason) and the girls are so small then. I sometimes forget that both girls now have lived more than half her life in England.

What Is Today?

Today, if I ask someone, what today is I would get varying responses such as:

In American I would get “Thanksgiving” or “Turkey Day” or “gobble gobble”.

People in the UK on the other hand would answer likely “Ummm, Thursday”.

The Story of my Technology Stress Dream

In the summer of 2019 I woke up to wrote down the details of a crazy stress dream I had. In the dream, I was working for the leader of a country that was just a bit unstable. Everyone around them seemed pretty out of it and I was trying to be reasonable and rationalise my working there.

Then I woke up. For a minute I was really confused and was not really sure why in the world I had a dream like that. Then I told M about it. And as I was talking to her it dawned on me. The night before I had purchased a SIM card from Google-Fi for our trip to New York that summer. Now it was not as difficult as you might think to associate working for an almost dictator and buying a Google-Fi.SIM card. I actually fretted over the SIM card purchase. I had spent many months previously ridding myself of all direct usage of Google services. Now here I am buying their phone service that inevitably was tracking me in ways that if I fully understood I would probably be very concerned. Then I rationalised the purchase because it was inexpensive compared to most other options and gave me a US number for our trip.

If I’m honest with myself I subconsciously associated buying Fi mobile service with going to work for an evil dictator. It’s not however I should have gone with my initial instinct and stayed away from their services. I know that they harvest data from my information and that’s okay if you know that and are okay with it. I’m not ok with it. I typically try to avoid it for my privacy. I’m also happy to encourage others not to do it. That doesn’t mean that Google is a horrible company. They really aren’t. I have friends that work there that love it. I even went to several interviews with them years ago and seriously contemplated working there.

I found it fascinating that I had that particular stress stream the day after I. made that purchase. I did use the service for the month we were in New York. I then cancelled it and have no intention of getting it again. Besides whatever data collection they do when you have the service it actually was pretty good service. And that is the problem. Not many people say google doesn’t offer nice stuff. it is the true cost that I am not ok with.