Classic Text to Speech Voices

Siri

I do not know why I find it funny every time I hear the automated announcements from Amtrak or the LIRR for that matter too. It’s 2023 (almost 2024). In the age of Siri and Google Assistant sounding almost like real people, Amtrak is sticking with a voice that reminds me of (because it’s the exact voice) a text to speech voice used in bad (and good) YouTube video voice overs from 2009.

London or all of England Train announcements are made by real people or pre recorded by people. Amtrak is at least trying to be modern with a full text to speech system. Or cheap, since they don’t have to hire voice actors. I think this particular voice was so widely used because it was free.

So what sounds more modern the old school person recordings or the synthetic one that is literally used in cheap cartoons?

DC Trip

Even though it was only a few days after we got back from our European vacation Friday we were off to DC for the weekend. M had a baby shower for her cousin and I thought it would be a good weekend getaway even if I was just going to hang out somewhere during the shower.

Friday night we took the train down and went to a nice Italian restaurant near the hotel we were staying at.

Saturday we meet up with M’s friends Katie and Kevin for brunch. It was only the second time I had met them we had a great time. After brunch walking back to the hotel we ran into M’s friend Mary Beth. What was so funny was we were having dinner with her that night but stumbling upon her was unexpected. We talked a bit and then hung out at the hotel. it was a fantastic day and we found some couches out in the shade on the Hotel property. We just read, and did some research on my iPad. I am thinking M may need her own iPad after seeing how much she wanted to use mine for browsing. We then meet up with Mary Beth again for dinner. We had a fun time at dinner.

This morning M went to the shower after we had breakfast at the hotel. I hung out at the hotel a bit before heading to Union Station to kill time till our train home. I sat at Starbucks using the free wifi a bit then walked around, then had lunch at Uno’s in Union Station.

The return trip since the price wasn’t much more we opted for the Acela Express vs the regular Amtrak. It saved some time and I always like the Acela. I am a fan of cool trains.

It was a short trip but we had a good time. We both really enjoy DC and it is also really nice that M has tons of friends who live there.

Long Travel Day

Today I went up to see Gretchen, Jayson, and baby Seth. It was a nice, if not short visit. I took the train up in the late morning and everyone met me at the station. We grabbed a quick lunch (including Seth) at a local pub/restaurant. Then we went back to their house to hang out. It was nice so we went into the pool. It was Seth’s first trip in the water. He seemed to like it. We hung out there for a while and then just relaxed at the house. It was a nice leisurely day with friends in the country.

I headed back early to goto a birthday party for my friend Luke. Typically the trip to Poughkeepsie is long enough to warrant staying over, but the last few times I have had plans. This time I should have stayed. I decided to spend the few extra bucks for an Amtrak train to Penn since the party was 2 blocks from Penn. Metro North would have required an additional two subway trains. Well Amtrak decided to not cooperate and the train was an hour and forty minutes late. The bad luck was that I just missed the previous Metro North train so I had to wait another 40 minutes for the next train.

By the time I got into Manhattan it was late and I was on the wrong side of the city. After prodding by Danny & Luke I said to heck with it and just went home. I was tired from the long day and I didn’t really want to trek over to the west side for a little while with people who were obviously drinking a decent amount.

What saved me from going insane was the mobile amtrak site, my iphone and my HP Mini Netbook I used on the train to watch movies.

The Security Myth

Security. I am a fan of it. Security is like a nice warm um well security blanket! No really. It is good, and most people take it for granted. The problem is allot of time security is this myth that people believe in that may not really exist. Take Wifi for example. I just used macstumbler while I am sitting at my desk at home. Do you know what I found? 8 wireless networks. One of them was mine. Of the other 7, I saw 4 open networks. Of those 2 had the default network names, and one was just named my network. That means that 50% of the networks around me where not just open for anyone to go into. That is crazy. I bet the people using those open networks don’t know they have a huge security hole on their network, or they don’t care. The network device manufacturer’s have a big problem. Make the setup of the devices too hard and people won’t buy them. Make them too easy (as they are most of the time now) and you have tons of unsecured networks. Having the majority of the people using this gear not know the mechanics of how the gear works does not help the situation. It is like having everyday people work on their cars instead of taking them to mechanic’s.

I don’t think most computer people will argue with the assessment I have made above. Or they can if they want. Wifi security has been discussed to death. Even with proper WEP or WPA encryption the system is still not safe. I know that. I have WPA setup on my wifi point. I know I can also add MAC address filtering, etc. I know better, but I still think I have secured the system enough. Have I really? I think for the most part yes. I think of WPA as the club. you can still steal the car (aka break into my network) but why would you waste time with my network or car when you can steal the guy down the streets car who left the door unlocked or just doesn’t have a club? I have a myth of security.

Another example of gaping security wholes is another growing wireless standard, Bluetooth. I have been a fan of it since I first read about it almost a year before the first mobile phone with bluetooth came out. And when it did, I bought one. A Ericsson (they were just Ericsson back then) r520. So for the record I am a fan of Bluetooth. I am a fan of wifi for that matter. I remember when I was at my first tech job back in 96 I got to play with a demo of a 1mbit (i think) wireless card and point from Raytheon. The problem is bluetooth has the same security myth. It also has the problem of the media blowing the issues into this huge security crisis. The simple fact is that most phones and other bluetooth devices were configured to be as easy to configure as the manufacturer could make them. That means allot of devices are setup to be discoverable by default. That means that if the bluetooth radio on a phone is on, someone else looking for bluetooth devices can see your phone if you are in range. To prove that, last week on Amtrak home from my trip I was able to view up to 4 other bluetooth devices from my seat. To protect yourself all you usually have to do is make a change in the default configuration of your device to not be “discoverable”. Do most people do this? Nope. But if you turn discovery off by default you have people complain that setting up partnerships are too hard. See the problem?

You have people then go around thinking all is ok, until they have a problem or someone tells them their phone is at risk of being broken into. First of all that may or may not be true given that you have to set passkeys, etc. For argument sake lets say it is an accurate assessment. These people then freak out and get mad at hardware vendors for delivering unsecured devices. How do you win?

Most of the time people live in the dream world that their stuff is safe. The crazy thing is that maybe 99% (or the vast majority) of the time people’s fantasy worlds are not broken. That perpetuates the myth that all is safe. Even if someone has been using their unsecured wireless internet connect for free for months.

The more I think about it, the more security myths I think about. And I am only thinking in terms of personal computer security. Don’t get me started on other society security concerns.

A perfect example is a few years ago my mom called me after she saw an Oprah on TV. She was calling to warn me that email I send wasn’t secure and that anyone can intercept and read it. She was shocked, but Oprah set her straight. I was like, yeah mom of course email is not secure. Old news. She was surprised that I knew that. It is scary that the general population assumes something like email is secure, and it isn’t. On the flip side can email be intercepted? Of course if it is not encrypted. Is most mail not encrypted? Yes. Will my mom have to worry about her neighbor reading her email or some stranger intercepting it? Probably not. It is very possible to do, but come on who really is going to try and sniff out her mail? its a real threat, but I don’t think most people won’t ever have to worry about it. Doesn’t mean I don’t think we should all get certificates and secure our mail. I would love to do that, but it is impractical in today’s world. So you see even I let the myth of my stuff is secure live on some level. We all do it, and if you don’t think you do, you are kidding yourself.

Another Week, Another Trip To Boston

I am back on the Acela Express up to Boston today. Gus and I are on the 8:03 again. Dan couldn’t make it, so he bailed on us. David, and Kai are both driving and meeting us once we get up to the site. Today we are visiting the Cisco Customer Briefing Center. I have never been. I hear it is nice. 2 of our Cisco engineer’s are also on the train. I stopped and said hi to one of them.

I have been trying to (with mixed results) use my T610’s bluetooth connection to download email on my Powerbook. Not very reliable today. At least I have my blackberry with me. I got no movie watching done on the train. I just did work, and followed up on email. I have no life…

Road (Train) Trip

Today I took a train trip with Dan, & Gus to the Boston area.  We visited a site that is running a call center software package that we are looking to buy.  It was a productive day, sort of.  We learned allot.  But I like doing, and not talking so I get bored sometimes doing this sort of stuff.  We did go over really cool stuff, so I was interested.

The travel was boring.  We took Amtrak’s Acela  Express to Boston.  I have taken the old meteorologic before but the Acela was nice.  At least I got to do some work for allot of the trip.  From NYC to the Boston area it was about 3:20 minutes.  We didn’t go to the end of the line though.  As Jayson put it today "I spent an hour less on the train than he worked all day".  Very true, unfortunately.

This was day 2 out of 3 that I was out of the office.  I stayed home yesterday from an overnight I did.  Today was travel, and tomorrow is more travel.  We are going to Philly to visit another site.  Tomorrow we are driving, or being driven down.  I would rather take the train, but Philly is closer than Boston.

More news about that trip after it happens…