W Sisters On Entertaining

One day last year I had a conversation with T that went like this in almost exact quotes:

I said “I am here to entertain you”

She said “you are here to be my dad”.

I replied “I am also here to entertain you.” I then said “guess what you (T) are here to entertain me”.

She replied “no I am not. I am here to carry on life”.

Very profound (and funny) for a 9 year old.

I Almost Contributed To The Death Of My Cat

Today I was walking down my stairs as I normally do to get coffee in the middle of the day. My cat Grogu thinks it’s a game and when I put my hand on the top of the banister he tries to paw at it. I went to lean down and pet him when he was doing that. He had other ideas. At the same moment I was leaning down he was making a full leap with the intention of jumping up to my shoulder. Since I was going down and he was going up I mostly missed him. His paws scratched my neck a bit. However he kept going since my shoulder wasn’t where he thought it was going to be. When I mean he kept going, his trajectory took him two thirds of the way down my stairs. I cannot say for certain if he landed legs up however he recovered pretty quickly. For about three or four seconds I thought he was going to fly all the way to the bottom of the stairs and hit our step cabinet. While I was still getting over the shock of the situation he was sitting on the bottom step licking his paw waiting for me to finish walking downstairs.

He likes to sit on my shoulder however I haven’t seen him try to make one leap onto it before. That got me totally offguard.

If cats have nine lives I’m going to count that as one of them.