One day last year I had a conversation with T that went like this in almost exact quotes:
I said “I am here to entertain you”
She said “you are here to be my dad”.
I replied “I am also here to entertain you.” I then said “guess what you (T) are here to entertain me”.
She replied “no I am not. I am here to carry on life”.
Very profound (and funny) for a 9 year old.