W Sisters Short on Failed At Parenting

Walking home from school today I told the girls that we are thinking about getting a car. We like the Prius. An old work friend once called them the Ninja of cars and that name stuck to me so I told them that if we get one I want to name it snake eyes. He is of course the most famous ninja I know.

A asked who he Snake Eyes was. I gave a fake shocked face and told her he was the best Ninja from GI Joe. She said what’s GI Joe? I asked her how she didn’t know what it was? A’s reply was that I had failed as a parent. In this case she was right, but it still stung!