Boobytrapped

I should either feel that i have failed as a parent that my kids are boobytrapping the house, or i should be proud of their skills at home security. Who am I kidding I am so proud.

W Sisters Short A’s Bedtime

Me while tucking in A, “are you tired?”. A replied “how do you know i am tires?”. I replied “are you tired?”. She replied “yes”.

I said “you look tired”. Sounding surprised she responds “oh”…

A W Sisters Short – Illegal Immigration

Our oldest drew this picture today. As we were talking about how small the baby looked we compared it to how small her imaginary friend Doka was. I asked her were Doka was? If he had remained in NY. I was told he is still here and the man at the airport never found him in her ear. That lead us to discover her imaginary friend has been living in her ear illegally this whole time.

W Sister Shorts – Bedtime Kisses

I came home late tonight. I almost should’ve been sleeping however I was up and heard me. She came downstairs and insisted on a kiss good night. She gave me a kiss on the cheek and then proceeded to tell me that I need to shave since my cheek scratched her lip.

Apparently everyone is a critic.

The W Sisters And The Story of Two Very Different Children

If I ever wasn’t sure how different my kids are it is this candy challenge. On the way home from Covent Gardens I promised we could goto a candy store we have seen a few times. I steered them away from a few things however was generally encouraging to have the girls pick something they liked. The older one picked the large chocolate lollipop and i was thinking it was a bit big but why not. The younger one picked the tiny lolly pop over chocolates Carmela’s and other stuff. I endured up getting a bag of salted Carmel’s on top of what they choose just so she could have something else too. The guy at the check out gave me her tiny lolly for free since they typically charge by weight.

The funny thing is they both were very happy! The trip home was uneventful. That was half the reason to get the treats!