One night near bedtime I asked A something. I cannot even recall what it was. Her response was “OK Captain”.
I asked “why am I a captain?”
Her response was “You have a beard.”
I asked “What?”
She said “Captain’s have beards’s”.
Now she is walking around saying Aye Aye Captain.
For the record I do not have a beard. I haven’t shaved in a few days since I have been working from home and simply didn’t want to shave. It is much more growth than I typically have. Just no way a beard. This may be her subtle way of saying I should shave. All the ladies in the house apparently do not like me with stable.